"He who makes a beast of himself, gets rid of the pain of being a man"

The Excuse

China blocked blogger, youtube, facebook and everything else fun and exciting that connects you to the outside world. THEREFORE is thy reason I art thou.. behind in my vlogs and blogs and yeah.
Also.. I haven't vlogged anything for a straight week.. and a few days... Forgive me if you follow the vlogs. I just haven't been in the mood really to vlog lately.. or that week and a few days.
BUT i assure you, nothing happened that was worth vlogging in that week and a half. SO YOU MISSED NOTHING.

But, I will start updating the vlogs tomorrow.

yaaaaaaay. no. but seriously, i'll update them. 13 days before I get home. yes.

China

Waking up at 4am to go to China for 2 weeks. Its a 5 hour flight, but I don't know what time the flight is.. Sigh..

Haven't been editing vids much nor have I filmed much because we stayed home the past two days and I've been feeling sick with a sore throat.

I've been really grumpy and irritated lately because of all the mosquito bites I've gotten. I'm the only one in the house that gets bit. Its so annoying..

Anyways, 39 MORE DAYS UNTIL I'm HOME!!

Boring Boring

Ah, today was very unproductive.
Did nothing at all today.. So I tried my best to entertain you guys while at home.. That vlog will hopefully be up tomorrow.

Here is vlog 9, June 20th. The one where I go to the mountains to become Robin Hood.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHiaB4N0I7c

Very pathetic blog but.. Its alright.. Right?

Mugged.. Well almost.. No not really..

So I had to walk home by myself tonight at around 9 because we bought some groceries and grandma told me that I had to walk home by myself, its only a few blocks away but Taiwan is scary at night.. by yourself.. Its all on film and it'll be in a vlog. YOULL SEE HOW SCARY IT IS.

Also, I got John, my boss, a handcrafted ceramic Tiger. Sucker was 140, I called him 1am EST to ask him if he'd be alright if I spent the money he gave me on ONE statue, or if he'd rather me spend the money he gave me to get many small trinkets, but he said he wanted the statue. So, it'll be in a vlog also. Its a sUPER AMAZING TIGER. ONE OF A KIND.

I went to this place called Mosi Burger, it was... interesting, they had a rice patty burger, where the bun part was rice! Then we went to some Japanese place for lunch and it was aight, nothing amazing. But I left my umbrella there =(. Then it started to rain later. LOL speaking of raining, it was raining hard.

Grandma: Kevin! What do you call this type of rain? Its raining catdog?
Me: *holds in laugh* Yes grandma, its raining catdog.

I want to make her say mother father so badly.. But I wont. Thats cruel.

VLOGS:

7: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJp0WggJocc

Yes, I embarass myself by pretending to be Tiger Woods. Its okay, I ended up getting a huge blister on my middle finger because I didnt have a glove on and the grip on the club gave me a blister. Ouchie.
100 balls for $6.50 USD and club rental for $1.50 USD. I don't know much about golf, but I'm pretty sure she gave me the wrong club for driving.. Which is why I did so terrible.. I mean even with the right club, I'd still be terrible BUT I at least wanted to LOOK LIKE and PRETEND I knew what I was doing..

8: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFU2TqHh2-I

Nothing interesting in this one, EXCEPT FOR THE AMAZING MEAL I HAD WITH GRANDMA THAT WAS $30 USD FOR THE BOTH OF US!! :o Also, you guys get to see what earrings I got you all. Also cute little play put on by the kiddies at church, its in English.

Mountains.

Today went to the Mountains, saw a waterfall, went to an archery range for the first time. Vlog 5 and 6 are up now.

5 --> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EX_tj9y5YJg

6 --> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1nV5P-Yg2M

I should be caught up to date by tomorrow.

More vlogs up.

3 and 4 are up! It only took 6 hours, no biggie.

3 --> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQrxDEoNh4M

4 --> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80QVbJ2E454

I went to church with grandparents. This was a HUGE church. 3 stories, and service was only an hour long. No Sunday school or anything. They put on a short English skit the kids learned, it was cute, I filmed it. Also during the actual service they showed this clip, and it was entertaining.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiTcW3AAa64
God's Pie.

So I went to Danshui again.
I got myself 4 earrings..
I also went and got 5 pairs for 5 people back home.
I got YOU another pair of black star earrings that look very very similar to the ones you have now, incase you lose the ones you have now. I've 5 pairs of cubic zirconium star earrings, bling bling. So yes, more presents for you guys.

Also, let me know on here, if the quality of the videos are good or bad, because I can't watch the videos on youtube from here because the internet can't load them. I mean it does take me 3 hours to upload one video..

So, I have to know, if the quality is good/alright, let me know. If its bad, then I'll try my best to fix it.

Also, I had a 6 course meal with my grandma, IN THIS ORDER

Shrimp w/ Asparagus
Baked mushroom w/ cheese.
Heart Romane Salad
Italian Beef Stew
Tasty roasted steak
Creme Brule (sp?)

The service was amazing. If you even take just one sip out of your glass they refill it for you within a minute.. Also they're all polite and you don't leave tips in Taiwan apparently.. Anyways, all that only cost $30 USD for us both combined.

I didn't get to talk to YOU at all today.. Shame. Makes me die a little inside, ITS OKAY YOU'RE PROBABLY ENJOYING YOURSELF WITH THEM COUGH COUGH. Jaykays. :) <3